I used to be updating my Bucket record and Targets the opposite day after I had a thought; certain there’s loads that I need to do in life however there’s additionally issues I’ll by no means ever do, not for a survivor problem (I would get booted off the Island earlier than I received on it, perhaps not for 1,000,000 {dollars} and positively not for all of the tea in China (though I do love my tea 글램핑).

So here is my Anti Bucket Record (AKA: Not in a Million Years)

Swim with Sharks

No, not gonna occur! No method, no how! I’m satisfied that I shall be “that” statistic… you realize the one which goes “the probabilities of you being bitten by a Shark is one a bazillion million”… I would be that one. In reality final night time I used to be watching a documentary with the Family about Sharks, and the beautiful narrator stated ” you could have extra likelihood of drowning than being bitten by a Shark”. That does not make me really feel any higher… if I used to be swimming and saw a Shark, my coronary heart would cease, I would drown after which it will eat me.

Parachute Leaping

Whoever thought that this needs to be a leisure exercise wants smacking, ideally around the again of the pinnacle with a 2×4. Oh it is Saturday… I am going to simply strap this sheet to my again and bounce out of a superbly protected, mechanically sound plane and hope a) it opens and b) I get a pleasant soft touchdown. Nutters!!

Base Leaping, Bungee Leaping and Comparable Stuff

See above reference to parachute leaping… identical insanity applies however this time with out the plane or with a rope!!!!

Eat Bugs

Except the Zombie apocalypse is occurring and I missed the memo (or the screams), I see no purpose for me to strive bugs. There’s loads of great meals on the market that I need to strive, Deep fried crickets is just not one in all them.

Camp in a Tent

Technically this should not maintain a spot on this record as I’ve achieved it twice after I was youthful, nevertheless that taught me by no means ever once more. Waking up chilly (and early since you are chilly). Hubbie would inform you that my thought of camping is a cabana at an all inclusive resort (I want), however I believe I may go for a little bit of Glamping… I would must do a Reloved reno on the RV first although as that’s on my bucket record.

Maintain a Tarantula

Wants no clarification… Spiders… arghhhh… faint

Stand on the Grand Canyon Skywalk (or any Skywalk for that matter)

So I’ve mates that say to me “you’re a pilot, how on earth are you able to be afraid of heights?” I do not know, however I’m. It is a completely different type of top? I am in management after I fly? I do not know however I hate hate hate heights. I do not care what number of certified engineers designed and constructed the factor… I am not standing on it. Particularly because the Hubbie will bounce up and down on it.

Go into House

Erm no thanks. Not until the Zombie Apocalypse is occurring and we’re all fleeing the Earth!

Do a Mud Run

I do not run..ever and I do not like mud!!

I am certain over time I can add to this record and I am certain this makes me sound luike a little bit of a Princess however hey all of us have an Anti Bucket record / Hell no I am not doing that record in our heads. Whats on yours???